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M-O-N-E-Y!

Here’s one joke to start the week with…..

An 18 year-old girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, “Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!” The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.

Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit steps out of the Ferrari and enters the house. He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the girl and tells them: “Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. However, I can’t marry her because of my personal family situation but I’ll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life.

Additionally, if a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beachfront villa and a $1,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $2,000,000 bank account. If it is twins, a factory and $2,000,000 each. However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?” At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man’s shoulder and tells him, “You’ll sleep with her again!”

Or what would you tell him if it was you?

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3 Responses to “M-O-N-E-Y!”

  1. Damilola Balogun says:

    Will tell him to pay for damages.(LAUGHS)

  2. BABATUNDE OGALA says:

    HORRIBLE PARENTS.BELIEVE IT,SOME PARENTS WILL ACTUALLY MORTGAGE THEIR CHILDREN FOR SUCH FILTHY LUCRE.
    LOOK BEYOND THE JOKE AND PREVIEW THE MORALITY OF THE PARENTS.
    TRUTH IS THERE ARE PARENTS LIKE THAT,EVEN AMONGST US HERE AND THEIR NUMBERS ARE MIND BOGGLING.

  3. OLA says:

    Really funny. But this is definitely nothing but POVERTY. Selling off 18yr old girl because of things that’ll perish & selling off her future to a ‘quarter to grave man’ for cash that might not give her happiness. Please both parents need counselling on what a child worth.

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