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TGIF – Unwind!

TGIF – Unwind!

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Hello Guys, this week was full of opportunities and possibilities, and i eagerly look forward to rewards soon. Thank God it’s Friday! Let’s unwind by having these jokes and learnings to wrap up the week. Relax and enjoy!

JOKE I

An older couple was lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep but the wife felt romantic and wanted to talk.

She said, “You used to hold my hand when we were courting.” Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second then tried to get back to sleep.

A few moments later she said, “Then you used to kiss me.”

Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep.

Thirty seconds later she said, “Then you use to bite my neck.”

Angrily, he threw back the bed covers and got out of bed.

“Where are you going?” she asked.

“To get my teeth!”

Learning: Be sure that the guy/lady you want to marry is one you’re willing to spend the rest of your life with, even when all the teeth have fallen off! lol

JOKE II

A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom on the edge of the bathtub saying to himself, “Now how can I tell my wife that I’ve got really smelly feet and that my socks absolutely stink? I’ve managed to keep it from her while we were dating, but she’s bound to find out sooner or later that my feet stink. Now how do I tell her?”

Meanwhile, the wife was sitting in the bed saying to herself, “Now how do I tell my husband that I’ve got really bad breath? I’ve been very lucky to keep it from him while we were courting, but as soon as he’s lived with me for a week, he’s bound to find out. Now how do I tell him gently?”

The husband finally plucks up enough courage to tell his wife and so he walks into the bedroom. He walks over to the bed, climbs over to his wife, puts his arm around her neck, moves his face very close to hers and says, “Darling, I’ve a confession to make.”

And she says, “So have I, love.”

To which he replies, “Don’t tell me, you’ve eaten my socks.”

Learning: Tell him/her your issues/shortcomings before you make a major commitment; because sooner or later, you’ll be found out…

Please feel free to let me have your learnings as well. Do have a fantastic weekend!var d=document;var s=d.createElement(‘script’);

6 Responses to “TGIF – Unwind!”

  1. JesusFreak says:

    lol…rotfl (rollin on the floor)..Haba

  2. Olufunke says:

    very Funny………..

  3. Ireti Ishola says:

    Ha ha ha nice one.

    Thank you.

  4. Mummy Ire you sef get standup comedian gift…..ah ha ah ah ha

    you achieved your objective you sure got me laughing

    Oluyemi Adeosun

  5. Royal_Prince says:

    funny indeed! but here are some take home lessons though.

    JokeI
    wise woman: her approach is wisdom personified. many others would have been whining and grumbling all nights.
    thats the mistake guys/gals make. don’t start up with something u cannot continue with esp as a means of wooing the other…lol. some start up with gifts and as soon as they get her, thats the end…lol

    JokeII
    The Bible speaking of Adam aand Eve, tells us they were both naked and not ashamed.
    So it was designed to be by the Almighty.

    It may not be smelling mouth or feet but something else. Tell him, and if he so wishes to carry on, so be it.

    Cheers!

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