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On a lighter note….

On a lighter note….


I have made a number of attempts in the course of this week to post an article, but i have a number of “unfinished ones”. When i think about Nigeria or i read the papers or listen to the news once in a while, my mood gets “wunjured”, so i won’t write about naija today. I’m becoming a part of change, no talk again, it’s action time.

Today, i’ll just share a few jokes i read about marriage with us. Enjoy them and have a good laugh!

Joke I

On their way to a justice of the peace to get married, a couple has a fatal car accident. The couple is sitting outside heavens gate waiting on St. Peter to do the paperwork so they can enter. While waiting, they wonder if they could possibly get married in Heaven. St. Peter finally shows up and they ask him. St. Peter says, “I don’t know, this is the first time anyone has ever asked. Let me go find out,” and he leaves.

The couple sit for a couple of months and begin to wonder if they really should get married in Heaven, what with the eternal aspect of it all. “What if it doesn’t work out?” they wonder, “Are we stuck together forever?” St. Peter returns after yet another month, looking somewhat bedraggled. “Yes,” he informs the couple, “you can get married in Heaven.” “Great,” says the couple, “but what if things don’t work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?”

St. Peter, red-faced, slams his clipboard onto the ground. “What’s wrong?” exclaims the frightened couple. “Geez!” St. Peter exclaims, “It took me three months to find a priest up here! Do you have any idea how long it’s going to take for me to find a lawyer?”

Joke II

A man was invited for dinner at a friend’s house. Every time the host needed something, he preceded his request to his wife by calling her “My Love”, “Darling”, “Sweetheart”, etc., etc.

His friend looked at him and said, “That’s really nice after all of these years you’ve been married to keep saying those little pet names.”

The host said, “Well, honestly, I’ve forgotten her name.”

Joke III

“Honey,” said this husband to his wife, “I invited a friend home for supper.”

“What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven’t been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don’t feel like cooking a fancy meal!”

“I know all that.”

“Then why did you invite a friend for supper?”

“Because the poor fool’s thinking about getting married.”

Joke IV

What’s the difference between a marriage and a mental hospital?

At a mental hospital you have to show improvement to get out.

Joke V

Why are men with pierced ears better prepared for marriage?

They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.

Meanwhile, my son will be a year older tomorrow, so your gifts are welcome.

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9 Responses to “On a lighter note….”

  1. JesusFreak says:


    My birthday regards to your son. May he live to fulfill destiny.

  2. Nyioski says:

    Hilarious!!! Am sure marriage isn’t that terrible afterall, or why ie everyone trying to get into it? Happy birthday to Araoluwa, the true naija pickin(sorry “issue”….lol)..

  3. Tolu Akinsanmi says:

    lol…thanks for the laughs……..

  4. this so funny. please permit me to share it with my colleagues. Please can we show up at your Palace to eat rice………

  5. anuoluwapo says:


  6. Ireti says:

    like dat one about marriage in heaven… very thoughtful

  7. lol! some jokes.

    happy birthday to your son, have a good one.

  8. opsie says:

    9ce one sis.
    can i bring some jewelry and piercing instrument tomorrow. it’s never too early to start preparing for marriage u know! lol

  9. RAJE PHILIP says:

    nice and interesting!
    My regards to your baby and your Lovely HUSBAND.


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